Oh, Kids

i love the shows in the morning, during weekdays.
i watch Designer Guys, Debbie Travis' Facelift, Jamie Oliver shows.
i've been watching Jamie Oliver's shows since dunno when.
this time the show is called Jamie's School Dinners.
he tries to change the way school kids in England are eating.
cos their cafeteria food are mostly junk.
fish and chips, something weird i remember vividly that's called Turkey Twizzlers.
most of the food deep fried.
contains no vitamins.
all just rubbish lah.
some kids even eat chocolates and sweets during their lunches.
how can they survive man.
Jamie tries to change the cafeteria food to healthier stuff, more veggie and carbo and vitamins.
some schools were a success but some schools failed.
that's quite nobel, right?
he's unlike some celebrities who become successful and stop thinking about others but focusing on themselves.
he puts people's lives in perspective.
he has changed many lives, i agree.
then he has to juggle between this thing he's doing, and his restaurant Fifteen, and his family.
i'd like to check out Fifteen haha.
he has a pretty wife and lovely kids.
this one time i watched the show,
one of his kid, the older one, dunno Popey or Daisy,
he was sitting her on his lap.
suddenly the kid stuck her finger in his dad's chest and said, "hello. i like you."
then Jamie replied, "oh, i like you too."
i dunno what's funny about that but i laughed.
i think kids are crazy.
last night my neighbour's kid's friend came to visit him.
they were out in the corridor.
guess what they were doing?
they zoomed past my door every few seconds.
two kids flying past your doorstep can make you crazy.
and they run very fast.
i really mean zooming.
ZOOOM!
one flies past.
ZOOOOOM!
another flies past.
i wonder what their mothers feed them.
then suddenly the kid next door appears at my doorstep and shouted, "BANG BANG!"
no, he screamed.
i was watching TV.
scared the hell outta me.
then again he screams, "POLICE!"
yeah right.
the kid next door is the loud cop, his friend is the silent superhero.
he just holds his gun and stares.
that one very cute.
he looks like a smaller version of his dad.
same hair cut some more.
the noisy kid damn hyper.
he must be drinking coffee instead of milk.
once, he gave a tarzan yell and thumped his friend on the head.
the boy stared at his abuser then burst out crying.
poor boy, didn't fight back.
and he's older and taller then the noisy kid.