apparently some Malaysian police made a China girl strip naked and do squats.
wah lau.
they ruin my country lah.
bastards.
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
The Longest Blog Entry in the World
prom's just a few days away.
it's become another burden for most of us i think.
i mean, have to worry about this and about that.
haiyah.
it's weird, man.
now that o levels are over and all,
there's still something else that bugs me.
it's not the prom, i know.
but it's something i can't figure out.
i dunno what is it.
i keep dreading something.
these few days quite lethargic.
uhh.
the people in IRC really have no life, man.
you use your nick as something which hints that you're female,
immediately after you log in so many people wanna talk to you.
i used my nick as 'blogger', or 'silhoute'.
i stayed there for half an hour nobody talked to me.
except for a guy named 'cable' who keep showing me the link to some porn website
and i told him to fuck off.
but these people never get back at you.
i think i'll try and curse and curse at him until he gets irritated.
sigh.
see what i've becomed?
i've becomed an ass who enjoys irritating people.
i've degraded, man.
*heaves a loud sigh*
and then IRC ah.
the two words that have been said to me the most in my life online is..
guess.
'dirty chat?'
wtf.
now i just have to copy the two words 'fuck off',
and put it to use if anyone uses the god forbidden words with me.
then you ask me why i go IRC then?
i go there to talk to nice and interesting people,
and have met quite a few.
although some i lost contact with,
but the longest friend i've had from there is for about two and a half years.
not bad already.
i've just realised.
i hate musicals.
so from now on,
i'm not gonna spend money watching movie musicals or just musicals.
i can't stand people singing their dialogues.
haha that's a good way to put it.
i watched phantom of the opera,
i can't watch it another time.
i got very bored.
and the singing irritated me.
and corpse bride.
it was worse.
a musical cartoon.
what's with musicals?
they want to sing what they say.
like very ridiculous right?
to think i was in the school choir for 4 years.
lalalala.
my sis keeps wearing my school tie which i now hang on my handphone charger for decoration and to signify that i love my school a lot (bleagh) to just put it on her and pretend she's Zheng Zhe from Wang Zi Bian Qing Wa.
i missed the chance to meet David Beckham, man.
one of my biggest regrets in my life, along with other things.
that time he came down for the Olympics thing.
that day i had school lah.
should have skipped school, man.
then another time he came with Man Utd lah.
aiyah Man Utd going down the drain already.
keep losing good players.
some people say it's the issue between Sir Alex Ferguson and Beckham that made him leave.
and the offer of dunno how much for him to join Real Madrid was the chance to go.
Ferguson don't like him mah.
but why do this to him, man.
he's been there since he was like, 11.
he joined the kiddo team for Man Utd lah.
it was his home.
wah lau i think already become so gek sim.
shat.
i've really degraded.
too much reading of rockson's blog has made me write the way he writes.
minus the &^@#%!*^% things.
hahaha.
my this entry very long hor?
cos i have nothing to do.
haha Jude Law very cute.
he's on my wallpaper.
his olive green eyes looking so intense,
he's expressionless.
and his right arm crossed over to his left shoulder with a cigarette clenched between his fingers.
wow.
looks no use lah.
he cheated on his wife.
slept with his kid's hot nanny.
i laughed when i read the article.
damn funny hahaha!
see?
celebrities and movie stars are all sot sot up there.
they can't think straight, man.
they are always looking for trouble.
or maybe just looking for publicity.
yah cos Jude Law hasn't been on the headlines lately.
the new Madonna song's quite hot.
'Hung Up'.
nice.
but then the thing i don't like about her is that she's had 11 abortions.
or more than that cos when i heard about that, it was two years ago.
kill so many babies loh.
she so rich,
can give birth and donate her babies to a football team hahaha!!
but if she really give birth to so many babies she sure die.
die a mother pig hahahaha!!
i want my blog to be famous,
like XiaXue, Rockson, and Blinkymummy.
nah don't want lah.
then it'll take forever to load the web page.
too many comments haha.
Rockson has over 200 comments for some of his entries.
he's a typical Singaporean ah beng.
but don't Singaporeans just love ah bengs?
oh come on, Singapore produce ah bengs!
this entry will take a long time to publish haha.
all thanks to my lagging computer and dumb internet connection,
it has made me what i am today.
back to the subject of IRC.
there was once, not too long ago,
that i met a girl.
she's a lesbian.
she's 15.
and she told me her friends dared her to try to wear a vey short skirt with no panties underneath.
then she told me the length of the skirt i'm like WHAT?!
i've never seen such a short skirt.
or maybe she's just exagerrating.
she says, 'until the butt there.'
i was thinking,
then you can go and die,
wear such a short skirt zao geng then that's the end of you.
males of all ages will follow you home and line up outside your door step.
but then again she don't like men,
she's a lesbian.
and she's 15.
then another guy told me he lost his virginity at 13.
then i'm like,
at 13 your bird bird can't even work properly lah.
Singaporeans aren't who you think they are.
oh my god get the proper perspective of the way you think of Singaporeans.
now i don't like Singapore even more.
but i don't have a problem with that.
i just have a problem with the citizens and the government.
which leads me to think again,
why am i so irritated at everything?
but i will just tell myself,
you're just too paranoid after living on this earth for 16 years.
maybe you should go and die and everything will be okay.
don't have to face Singapore and the government.
and don't have to face prom night.
and don't have to face everything.
and you should thank your ma for giving birth to you into this bloody country where kids have sex at 13!
if i tell this to my grandma, she will have a heart attack plus stroke plus fits and die.
choy ge lei!
my grandma will live a long life.
long live the ah ma!
i will die first before she dies.
is this the world's longest blog entry?
i think it is.
it's become another burden for most of us i think.
i mean, have to worry about this and about that.
haiyah.
it's weird, man.
now that o levels are over and all,
there's still something else that bugs me.
it's not the prom, i know.
but it's something i can't figure out.
i dunno what is it.
i keep dreading something.
these few days quite lethargic.
uhh.
the people in IRC really have no life, man.
you use your nick as something which hints that you're female,
immediately after you log in so many people wanna talk to you.
i used my nick as 'blogger', or 'silhoute'.
i stayed there for half an hour nobody talked to me.
except for a guy named 'cable' who keep showing me the link to some porn website
and i told him to fuck off.
but these people never get back at you.
i think i'll try and curse and curse at him until he gets irritated.
sigh.
see what i've becomed?
i've becomed an ass who enjoys irritating people.
i've degraded, man.
*heaves a loud sigh*
and then IRC ah.
the two words that have been said to me the most in my life online is..
guess.
'dirty chat?'
wtf.
now i just have to copy the two words 'fuck off',
and put it to use if anyone uses the god forbidden words with me.
then you ask me why i go IRC then?
i go there to talk to nice and interesting people,
and have met quite a few.
although some i lost contact with,
but the longest friend i've had from there is for about two and a half years.
not bad already.
i've just realised.
i hate musicals.
so from now on,
i'm not gonna spend money watching movie musicals or just musicals.
i can't stand people singing their dialogues.
haha that's a good way to put it.
i watched phantom of the opera,
i can't watch it another time.
i got very bored.
and the singing irritated me.
and corpse bride.
it was worse.
a musical cartoon.
what's with musicals?
they want to sing what they say.
like very ridiculous right?
to think i was in the school choir for 4 years.
lalalala.
my sis keeps wearing my school tie which i now hang on my handphone charger for decoration and to signify that i love my school a lot (bleagh) to just put it on her and pretend she's Zheng Zhe from Wang Zi Bian Qing Wa.
i missed the chance to meet David Beckham, man.
one of my biggest regrets in my life, along with other things.
that time he came down for the Olympics thing.
that day i had school lah.
should have skipped school, man.
then another time he came with Man Utd lah.
aiyah Man Utd going down the drain already.
keep losing good players.
some people say it's the issue between Sir Alex Ferguson and Beckham that made him leave.
and the offer of dunno how much for him to join Real Madrid was the chance to go.
Ferguson don't like him mah.
but why do this to him, man.
he's been there since he was like, 11.
he joined the kiddo team for Man Utd lah.
it was his home.
wah lau i think already become so gek sim.
shat.
i've really degraded.
too much reading of rockson's blog has made me write the way he writes.
minus the &^@#%!*^% things.
hahaha.
my this entry very long hor?
cos i have nothing to do.
haha Jude Law very cute.
he's on my wallpaper.
his olive green eyes looking so intense,
he's expressionless.
and his right arm crossed over to his left shoulder with a cigarette clenched between his fingers.
wow.
looks no use lah.
he cheated on his wife.
slept with his kid's hot nanny.
i laughed when i read the article.
damn funny hahaha!
see?
celebrities and movie stars are all sot sot up there.
they can't think straight, man.
they are always looking for trouble.
or maybe just looking for publicity.
yah cos Jude Law hasn't been on the headlines lately.
the new Madonna song's quite hot.
'Hung Up'.
nice.
but then the thing i don't like about her is that she's had 11 abortions.
or more than that cos when i heard about that, it was two years ago.
kill so many babies loh.
she so rich,
can give birth and donate her babies to a football team hahaha!!
but if she really give birth to so many babies she sure die.
die a mother pig hahahaha!!
i want my blog to be famous,
like XiaXue, Rockson, and Blinkymummy.
nah don't want lah.
then it'll take forever to load the web page.
too many comments haha.
Rockson has over 200 comments for some of his entries.
he's a typical Singaporean ah beng.
but don't Singaporeans just love ah bengs?
oh come on, Singapore produce ah bengs!
this entry will take a long time to publish haha.
all thanks to my lagging computer and dumb internet connection,
it has made me what i am today.
back to the subject of IRC.
there was once, not too long ago,
that i met a girl.
she's a lesbian.
she's 15.
and she told me her friends dared her to try to wear a vey short skirt with no panties underneath.
then she told me the length of the skirt i'm like WHAT?!
i've never seen such a short skirt.
or maybe she's just exagerrating.
she says, 'until the butt there.'
i was thinking,
then you can go and die,
wear such a short skirt zao geng then that's the end of you.
males of all ages will follow you home and line up outside your door step.
but then again she don't like men,
she's a lesbian.
and she's 15.
then another guy told me he lost his virginity at 13.
then i'm like,
at 13 your bird bird can't even work properly lah.
Singaporeans aren't who you think they are.
oh my god get the proper perspective of the way you think of Singaporeans.
now i don't like Singapore even more.
but i don't have a problem with that.
i just have a problem with the citizens and the government.
which leads me to think again,
why am i so irritated at everything?
but i will just tell myself,
you're just too paranoid after living on this earth for 16 years.
maybe you should go and die and everything will be okay.
don't have to face Singapore and the government.
and don't have to face prom night.
and don't have to face everything.
and you should thank your ma for giving birth to you into this bloody country where kids have sex at 13!
if i tell this to my grandma, she will have a heart attack plus stroke plus fits and die.
choy ge lei!
my grandma will live a long life.
long live the ah ma!
i will die first before she dies.
is this the world's longest blog entry?
i think it is.
Me Got Spammed
someone spammed me.
in my tag board.
like i care, you bitch.
and i know who you are.
BITCH.
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Just A Thought
i want to get myself real high.
i want to get so far off the ground that my hair gets caught on cloud dust.
cloud dust is that stuff clouds leave behind when they're floating fast across the sky.
that's what i want.
cloud dust.
i want to get so far off the ground that my hair gets caught on cloud dust.
cloud dust is that stuff clouds leave behind when they're floating fast across the sky.
that's what i want.
cloud dust.
The Match
oh man!
Singapore win Myanmar 1-0!
which means for Singapore,
we achieved 2 victories, 1 draw, and 1 defeat.
haha the match was good.
WE were good.
Singapore win Myanmar 1-0!
which means for Singapore,
we achieved 2 victories, 1 draw, and 1 defeat.
haha the match was good.
WE were good.
Emotionless
here's a song the Madden brothers wrote, which can be found on their second album, The Young & The Hopeless.
a little song, but means ever so much.
Emotionless
hey dad, i'm writing to you
not to tell you that i still hate you
just to ask you how you feel
and how we fell apart, how this fell apart.
are you happy out there in this great wide world?
do you think about your sons?
do you miss your little girl?
when you lay your head down
how do you sleep at night?
do you even wonder if we're alright?
we're alright
we're alright
not to tell you that i still hate you
just to ask you how you feel
and how we fell apart, how this fell apart.
are you happy out there in this great wide world?
do you think about your sons?
do you miss your little girl?
when you lay your head down
how do you sleep at night?
do you even wonder if we're alright?
we're alright
we're alright
it's been a long hard road without you by my side
why weren't you there all the nights that we cried?
you broke my mother's heart
you broke your children for life
it's not okay
but we're alright
i remember the days you were a hero in my eyes
but those are just a long lost memory of mine
i spent so many years learning how to survuve
now i'm writing just to let you know i'm still alive
why weren't you there all the nights that we cried?
you broke my mother's heart
you broke your children for life
it's not okay
but we're alright
i remember the days you were a hero in my eyes
but those are just a long lost memory of mine
i spent so many years learning how to survuve
now i'm writing just to let you know i'm still alive
the days i spent so cold, so hungry
were full of hate, i was so angry
the scars run deep inside this tattooed body
there's things i'll take to my grave
but i'm okay, i'm okay
were full of hate, i was so angry
the scars run deep inside this tattooed body
there's things i'll take to my grave
but i'm okay, i'm okay
it's been a long hard road without you by my side
why weren't you there all the nights that we cried?
you broke my mother's heart
you broke your children for life
it's not okay
but we're alright
why weren't you there all the nights that we cried?
you broke my mother's heart
you broke your children for life
it's not okay
but we're alright
i remember the days you were a hero in my eyes
but those are just a long lost memory of mine
i spent so many years learning how to survuve
now i'm writing just to let you know i'm still alive
but those are just a long lost memory of mine
i spent so many years learning how to survuve
now i'm writing just to let you know i'm still alive
and sometimes i forgive
yeah and this time i'll admit
that i miss you
said i miss you
yeah and this time i'll admit
that i miss you
said i miss you
it's been a long hard road without you by my side
why weren't you there all the nights that we cried?
you broke my mother's heart
you broke your children for life
it's not okay
but we're alright
i remember the days you were a hero in my eyes
but those are just a long lost memory of mine
i spent so many years learning how to survuve
now i'm writing just to let you know i'm still alive
and sometimes i forgive
yeah this time i'll admit
that i miss you
i miss you...
hey dad.
why weren't you there all the nights that we cried?
you broke my mother's heart
you broke your children for life
it's not okay
but we're alright
i remember the days you were a hero in my eyes
but those are just a long lost memory of mine
i spent so many years learning how to survuve
now i'm writing just to let you know i'm still alive
and sometimes i forgive
yeah this time i'll admit
that i miss you
i miss you...
hey dad.
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Oh Boredom, the Great Evil
haa.
made a new friend on IRC today.
he's nice and crazy hahaha.
still can't get over IRC man.
IRC's the place to either make friends, enemies, or just to cyber.
LOL.
if only MSN was as good as IRC.
but just like my friend said, MSN is killing the world.
ahhh.
made a new friend on IRC today.
he's nice and crazy hahaha.
still can't get over IRC man.
IRC's the place to either make friends, enemies, or just to cyber.
LOL.
if only MSN was as good as IRC.
but just like my friend said, MSN is killing the world.
ahhh.
so bored man.
nothing to do at home.
these days i keep myself busy by cleaning my room.
yeah you must be thinking.
you're THAT bored?!
yeah i am.
but it feels good too.
to see my room clean for once.
haha.
nothing to do at home.
these days i keep myself busy by cleaning my room.
yeah you must be thinking.
you're THAT bored?!
yeah i am.
but it feels good too.
to see my room clean for once.
haha.
cleaned out my computer too.
deleted all the rubbish that was supposed to be deleted long ago but didn't go around to delete them.
haa.
deleted all the rubbish that was supposed to be deleted long ago but didn't go around to delete them.
haa.
Friday, November 25, 2005
The Ultimate Cuss Phrase
just thinking.
i wanna scold someone,
"Feck you, you motherfecker!"
it'll be funny.
LOL.
py's dying huiling's hair now.
i'm bleaching some of my hair.
wahahahahahahaha.
Coloured Hair
i've dyed my hair.
but i can't see it.
other people can see it.
but i still can't see it.
what the hey, forget it.
thks py for helping me with it.
huiling's gonna get hers done in the afternoon.
lol py should really collect money for helping people dye their hair.
when's the next match?
ahh hope we win this time round.
don't shake your head man.
our team not bad already.
unlike the Indonesians.
cheaterbugs.
lol okay i have nothing against them.
haa.
yawns man.
sian.
what am i to do with this three months of free time if i don't get a job?
to blog daily of course!
uhh?
well then again i'm really just a natural born lazy asssss.
i love saying that.
lazy asssss.
abbie the lazy assssss.
abbie the lazy asssss with a big assssss who's really just a dumb assssss.
uhhhh.
i'm halfway through this book
about Sven-Goran Erikkson the England football coach.
this book is about his leadership qualities and how we can improve our leadership qualities.
2 weeks already and i'm still wondering why i got this book in the first place.
cos holding it in my hands makes me look like a pro.
haha i've got a big ego.
oh and i've got sideburns.
py helped to dye the sideburns too.
but i don't hink the got on very well.
i joked that i wanted to get my eyebrows done.
but what the fuck is with my corny jokes they don't get anyone laughing.
i'm really just a natural born lazy assss with a dumb sense of humour who desperately wants to make people laugh but can't.
oh man i'm such a loser.
a loser who's blogging to let the whole world see what a loser i am.
shat.
Thursday, November 24, 2005
reached home at about 8am
took a long shower and scrubbed my feet til they were bright red.
hahaha.
slept like a log til 1pm.
took a long shower and scrubbed my feet til they were bright red.
hahaha.
slept like a log til 1pm.
oh man.
watched the match between Singapore and Indonesia.
Indonesians so cheeeat one!
they play foul lah.
but they ended up 0-0.
ah waste of time man.
i thought Singapore would win.
but can see that they did their best lah.
our captain shed tears.
which brought me back to think,
where the hell is Aide Iskandar?
he was the captain during the Tiger Cup.
lol the Tiger Cup rocked man.
next match is against Myanmar i think.
watched the match between Singapore and Indonesia.
Indonesians so cheeeat one!
they play foul lah.
but they ended up 0-0.
ah waste of time man.
i thought Singapore would win.
but can see that they did their best lah.
our captain shed tears.
which brought me back to think,
where the hell is Aide Iskandar?
he was the captain during the Tiger Cup.
lol the Tiger Cup rocked man.
next match is against Myanmar i think.
oh yeah.
this goes to show that the Indonesians were a bit humji also.
okay lah one player.
he was going to score,
very close to scoring.
but he hesitated because of Lionel Lewis lah i think.
lol.
he scared mah.
cos he's tall.
haha he has ridiculously long legs
which makes him like,
the goalkeeper with the best potential.
not that he's not good lah.
HE'S THE BEST.
this goes to show that the Indonesians were a bit humji also.
okay lah one player.
he was going to score,
very close to scoring.
but he hesitated because of Lionel Lewis lah i think.
lol.
he scared mah.
cos he's tall.
haha he has ridiculously long legs
which makes him like,
the goalkeeper with the best potential.
not that he's not good lah.
HE'S THE BEST.
GO TEAM SINGAPORE!
hmm.
i've discovered my love for blogging long ago
but haven't been around to blog.
uhh.
o levels ended now i realise i don't really have nothing to do except look for work but then again i'm just a natural born lazy assssss.
uhh.
haven't slept the whole night haha cos had bbq last night
after that me amanda sockhoon huiling and py were looking like idiots thinking we could walk all the way from pasir ris to amk.
we walked for an hour but were still at pasir ris drive 1.
we walked from end to end.
then a cab driver took us back to amk for free.
there were 3 vertical lines on the side of my head when they said they wanted to walk the expressway. PIE SLE OR CTE whatever.
it's looooooooong man.
will die man.
i sat at the curb several times.
hurhur.
my legs are still muddy man.
the mud is imprinted on my legs.
we must support our Team Singapore okay.
we must have the Singapore team spirit.
we cannot forever support other country's football teams like Man Utd Liverpool shit.
and what about local talents.
not everybody support local singers and bands right.
aiyahh.
kek sim ah.
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