Army Daze

Listening to my classmates chat about the harshness of army life, makes me glad that I don't have a penis.
My classmate once remarked, once you pop out of your mother's stomach, once your birth cert is printed, if you have a lanjiao, immediately you owe the gahmen 2 years.
WAH SEH.

Greenie greenie

Green is good for your eyes.
I care about my readers' health.

GASP!

wah lau.
there's a blog www.iloveabbie.blogspot.com
but the only post is of a chinese song leh.
kia si lang.
wa cua dio.
if the 'iloveabbie', the abbie is a girl, then the writer lesbian arh!

Tonight's Match

hmm.
some people still leave comments.
by the way, i used to blog long posts, but now i don't really have a lot to say anymore, or maybe it's just a waste of time.
one of tonight's match is England against Equador.
i've got no hope.
i read that the temperature's gonna hit 40 degrees.
how can Becks and team stand the heat?
the last time the temperature hit a high of 30 degrees they already complained and jumped into ice baths.
even i can't stand 30 degrees ok.
then how can you expect them to chase after a ball for 90 minutes in that sweltering heat?
sure die lah.
think about it when you place your bets, man.
4 years later i'm gonna bet haha.
i'm sadly underaged.
people offer to help me place bets but, nah.

ahem.
next saturday's there's gonna be a match.
not one of the FIFA World Cup matches but one of our own.
ok lah.
last year's Peirce soccer team and my classmate's team.
interested people pls contact me for more information.
haha.

aiyah.
tell you arh.
i regret, man.
REGRET.
for not saving up earlier and buy the tickets to Robbie Williams concert that's to be held on 18th Nov.
see lah, now you missed the ticket selling dates.
pls God, spare me one ticket.
amen.

WORLD CUP FEVER!

OLE OLE OLE OLE!
Ronaldo is getting fat and lazy.
I thought Brazil's going to win this year but looks like *AHEM*

Today is Wednesday

Shucks.
I have to do research on Mr. Bill Gates.

Today is Wednesday

Today the lecturer taught us about perception and that the grades you see in hawker centre stalls stand for,

A - Ae Sai
B - Bue Pai
C - Chin Chye
D - Diarrhoea (Lao Sai)

Hahahahaha!!

School

School is cool.
Ok lor I'm just starting to get used to it.
Ok lah just 3 hrs per day.
Then study like mad at home.
I saw a GAY in school.
GAY!

Today the lecturer was a boring indian man.
Tomorrow will be the funny Chinese man.

Blah!

Ok lor.
Tomorrow school starts lor.
I'm not really looking forward to it but a little bit of me is looking forward to it cos I'll have something to concentrate on.
But hor.
Tomorrow night I'll also have to work.
Then have to wake up early the next morning for school.
My life is hard, man.
Haha no lah.
I kind of dread the arrival of tomorrow morning.
Urrgh.
Blah!
Pui.

I'm back!

I'm back! I'm back!
Okay, I got nothing out of the trip to Malaysia except for a new pair of glasses and almost a heart attack.
Because of my cousin's fatass son.
That fatass.
I tell you arh, when you try to put a stop to his atrocious behaviour you can pop a few blood vessels in your head.
I almost did.
I screamed at him so much, my heart beat very fast after that.
Last night I almost landed my knuckles on his stupid head.
ok lor.
Not that fun lor.
Just a nice change of environment and a rare chance to live in a nice big house for a change.
But so many things happened.
*sigh*