Just to share with you all my all-time favourite joke,
since I'm studying Business Management and all.

You see a pretty girl and you say to her, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!"
That's direct marketing.
You see a pretty girl and get her number.
The next day you call her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's telemarketing.
You see a pretty girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You're very rich."
That's brand recognition.
You see a pretty girl and say to her, "I'm rich. Marry me."
She slaps your face.
That's customer feedback.