prom's just a few days away.
it's become another burden for most of us i think.
i mean, have to worry about this and about that.
haiyah.
it's weird, man.
now that o levels are over and all,
there's still something else that bugs me.
it's not the prom, i know.
but it's something i can't figure out.
i dunno what is it.
i keep dreading something.
these few days quite lethargic.
uhh.
the people in IRC really have no life, man.
you use your nick as something which hints that you're female,
immediately after you log in so many people wanna talk to you.
i used my nick as 'blogger', or 'silhoute'.
i stayed there for half an hour nobody talked to me.
except for a guy named 'cable' who keep showing me the link to some porn website
and i told him to fuck off.
but these people never get back at you.
i think i'll try and curse and curse at him until he gets irritated.
sigh.
see what i've becomed?
i've becomed an ass who enjoys irritating people.
i've degraded, man.
*heaves a loud sigh*
and then IRC ah.
the two words that have been said to me the most in my life online is..
guess.
'dirty chat?'
wtf.
now i just have to copy the two words 'fuck off',
and put it to use if anyone uses the god forbidden words with me.
then you ask me why i go IRC then?
i go there to talk to nice and interesting people,
and have met quite a few.
although some i lost contact with,
but the longest friend i've had from there is for about two and a half years.
not bad already.
i've just realised.
i hate musicals.
so from now on,
i'm not gonna spend money watching movie musicals or just musicals.
i can't stand people singing their dialogues.
haha that's a good way to put it.
i watched phantom of the opera,
i can't watch it another time.
i got very bored.
and the singing irritated me.
and corpse bride.
it was worse.
a musical cartoon.
what's with musicals?
they want to sing what they say.
like very ridiculous right?
to think i was in the school choir for 4 years.
lalalala.
my sis keeps wearing my school tie which i now hang on my handphone charger for decoration and to signify that i love my school a lot (bleagh) to just put it on her and pretend she's Zheng Zhe from Wang Zi Bian Qing Wa.
i missed the chance to meet David Beckham, man.
one of my biggest regrets in my life, along with other things.
that time he came down for the Olympics thing.
that day i had school lah.
should have skipped school, man.
then another time he came with Man Utd lah.
aiyah Man Utd going down the drain already.
keep losing good players.
some people say it's the issue between Sir Alex Ferguson and Beckham that made him leave.
and the offer of dunno how much for him to join Real Madrid was the chance to go.
Ferguson don't like him mah.
but why do this to him, man.
he's been there since he was like, 11.
he joined the kiddo team for Man Utd lah.
it was his home.
wah lau i think already become so gek sim.
shat.
i've really degraded.
too much reading of rockson's blog has made me write the way he writes.
minus the &^@#%!*^% things.
hahaha.
my this entry very long hor?
cos i have nothing to do.
haha Jude Law very cute.
he's on my wallpaper.
his olive green eyes looking so intense,
he's expressionless.
and his right arm crossed over to his left shoulder with a cigarette clenched between his fingers.
wow.
looks no use lah.
he cheated on his wife.
slept with his kid's hot nanny.
i laughed when i read the article.
damn funny hahaha!
see?
celebrities and movie stars are all sot sot up there.
they can't think straight, man.
they are always looking for trouble.
or maybe just looking for publicity.
yah cos Jude Law hasn't been on the headlines lately.
the new Madonna song's quite hot.
'Hung Up'.
nice.
but then the thing i don't like about her is that she's had 11 abortions.
or more than that cos when i heard about that, it was two years ago.
kill so many babies loh.
she so rich,
can give birth and donate her babies to a football team hahaha!!
but if she really give birth to so many babies she sure die.
die a mother pig hahahaha!!
i want my blog to be famous,
like XiaXue, Rockson, and Blinkymummy.
nah don't want lah.
then it'll take forever to load the web page.
too many comments haha.
Rockson has over 200 comments for some of his entries.
he's a typical Singaporean ah beng.
but don't Singaporeans just love ah bengs?
oh come on, Singapore produce ah bengs!
this entry will take a long time to publish haha.
all thanks to my lagging computer and dumb internet connection,
it has made me what i am today.
back to the subject of IRC.
there was once, not too long ago,
that i met a girl.
she's a lesbian.
she's 15.
and she told me her friends dared her to try to wear a vey short skirt with no panties underneath.
then she told me the length of the skirt i'm like WHAT?!
i've never seen such a short skirt.
or maybe she's just exagerrating.
she says, 'until the butt there.'
i was thinking,
then you can go and die,
wear such a short skirt zao geng then that's the end of you.
males of all ages will follow you home and line up outside your door step.
but then again she don't like men,
she's a lesbian.
and she's 15.
then another guy told me he lost his virginity at 13.
then i'm like,
at 13 your bird bird can't even work properly lah.
Singaporeans aren't who you think they are.
oh my god get the proper perspective of the way you think of Singaporeans.
now i don't like Singapore even more.
but i don't have a problem with that.
i just have a problem with the citizens and the government.
which leads me to think again,
why am i so irritated at everything?
but i will just tell myself,
you're just too paranoid after living on this earth for 16 years.
maybe you should go and die and everything will be okay.
don't have to face Singapore and the government.
and don't have to face prom night.
and don't have to face everything.
and you should thank your ma for giving birth to you into this bloody country where kids have sex at 13!
if i tell this to my grandma, she will have a heart attack plus stroke plus fits and die.
choy ge lei!
my grandma will live a long life.
long live the ah ma!
i will die first before she dies.
is this the world's longest blog entry?
i think it is.
it's become another burden for most of us i think.
i mean, have to worry about this and about that.
haiyah.
it's weird, man.
now that o levels are over and all,
there's still something else that bugs me.
it's not the prom, i know.
but it's something i can't figure out.
i dunno what is it.
i keep dreading something.
these few days quite lethargic.
uhh.
the people in IRC really have no life, man.
you use your nick as something which hints that you're female,
immediately after you log in so many people wanna talk to you.
i used my nick as 'blogger', or 'silhoute'.
i stayed there for half an hour nobody talked to me.
except for a guy named 'cable' who keep showing me the link to some porn website
and i told him to fuck off.
but these people never get back at you.
i think i'll try and curse and curse at him until he gets irritated.
sigh.
see what i've becomed?
i've becomed an ass who enjoys irritating people.
i've degraded, man.
*heaves a loud sigh*
and then IRC ah.
the two words that have been said to me the most in my life online is..
guess.
'dirty chat?'
wtf.
now i just have to copy the two words 'fuck off',
and put it to use if anyone uses the god forbidden words with me.
then you ask me why i go IRC then?
i go there to talk to nice and interesting people,
and have met quite a few.
although some i lost contact with,
but the longest friend i've had from there is for about two and a half years.
not bad already.
i've just realised.
i hate musicals.
so from now on,
i'm not gonna spend money watching movie musicals or just musicals.
i can't stand people singing their dialogues.
haha that's a good way to put it.
i watched phantom of the opera,
i can't watch it another time.
i got very bored.
and the singing irritated me.
and corpse bride.
it was worse.
a musical cartoon.
what's with musicals?
they want to sing what they say.
like very ridiculous right?
to think i was in the school choir for 4 years.
lalalala.
my sis keeps wearing my school tie which i now hang on my handphone charger for decoration and to signify that i love my school a lot (bleagh) to just put it on her and pretend she's Zheng Zhe from Wang Zi Bian Qing Wa.
i missed the chance to meet David Beckham, man.
one of my biggest regrets in my life, along with other things.
that time he came down for the Olympics thing.
that day i had school lah.
should have skipped school, man.
then another time he came with Man Utd lah.
aiyah Man Utd going down the drain already.
keep losing good players.
some people say it's the issue between Sir Alex Ferguson and Beckham that made him leave.
and the offer of dunno how much for him to join Real Madrid was the chance to go.
Ferguson don't like him mah.
but why do this to him, man.
he's been there since he was like, 11.
he joined the kiddo team for Man Utd lah.
it was his home.
wah lau i think already become so gek sim.
shat.
i've really degraded.
too much reading of rockson's blog has made me write the way he writes.
minus the &^@#%!*^% things.
hahaha.
my this entry very long hor?
cos i have nothing to do.
haha Jude Law very cute.
he's on my wallpaper.
his olive green eyes looking so intense,
he's expressionless.
and his right arm crossed over to his left shoulder with a cigarette clenched between his fingers.
wow.
looks no use lah.
he cheated on his wife.
slept with his kid's hot nanny.
i laughed when i read the article.
damn funny hahaha!
see?
celebrities and movie stars are all sot sot up there.
they can't think straight, man.
they are always looking for trouble.
or maybe just looking for publicity.
yah cos Jude Law hasn't been on the headlines lately.
the new Madonna song's quite hot.
'Hung Up'.
nice.
but then the thing i don't like about her is that she's had 11 abortions.
or more than that cos when i heard about that, it was two years ago.
kill so many babies loh.
she so rich,
can give birth and donate her babies to a football team hahaha!!
but if she really give birth to so many babies she sure die.
die a mother pig hahahaha!!
i want my blog to be famous,
like XiaXue, Rockson, and Blinkymummy.
nah don't want lah.
then it'll take forever to load the web page.
too many comments haha.
Rockson has over 200 comments for some of his entries.
he's a typical Singaporean ah beng.
but don't Singaporeans just love ah bengs?
oh come on, Singapore produce ah bengs!
this entry will take a long time to publish haha.
all thanks to my lagging computer and dumb internet connection,
it has made me what i am today.
back to the subject of IRC.
there was once, not too long ago,
that i met a girl.
she's a lesbian.
she's 15.
and she told me her friends dared her to try to wear a vey short skirt with no panties underneath.
then she told me the length of the skirt i'm like WHAT?!
i've never seen such a short skirt.
or maybe she's just exagerrating.
she says, 'until the butt there.'
i was thinking,
then you can go and die,
wear such a short skirt zao geng then that's the end of you.
males of all ages will follow you home and line up outside your door step.
but then again she don't like men,
she's a lesbian.
and she's 15.
then another guy told me he lost his virginity at 13.
then i'm like,
at 13 your bird bird can't even work properly lah.
Singaporeans aren't who you think they are.
oh my god get the proper perspective of the way you think of Singaporeans.
now i don't like Singapore even more.
but i don't have a problem with that.
i just have a problem with the citizens and the government.
which leads me to think again,
why am i so irritated at everything?
but i will just tell myself,
you're just too paranoid after living on this earth for 16 years.
maybe you should go and die and everything will be okay.
don't have to face Singapore and the government.
and don't have to face prom night.
and don't have to face everything.
and you should thank your ma for giving birth to you into this bloody country where kids have sex at 13!
if i tell this to my grandma, she will have a heart attack plus stroke plus fits and die.
choy ge lei!
my grandma will live a long life.
long live the ah ma!
i will die first before she dies.
is this the world's longest blog entry?
i think it is.
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