Army Daze

Listening to my classmates chat about the harshness of army life, makes me glad that I don't have a penis.
My classmate once remarked, once you pop out of your mother's stomach, once your birth cert is printed, if you have a lanjiao, immediately you owe the gahmen 2 years.
WAH SEH.

Greenie greenie

Green is good for your eyes.
I care about my readers' health.

GASP!

wah lau.
there's a blog www.iloveabbie.blogspot.com
but the only post is of a chinese song leh.
kia si lang.
wa cua dio.
if the 'iloveabbie', the abbie is a girl, then the writer lesbian arh!

Tonight's Match

hmm.
some people still leave comments.
by the way, i used to blog long posts, but now i don't really have a lot to say anymore, or maybe it's just a waste of time.
one of tonight's match is England against Equador.
i've got no hope.
i read that the temperature's gonna hit 40 degrees.
how can Becks and team stand the heat?
the last time the temperature hit a high of 30 degrees they already complained and jumped into ice baths.
even i can't stand 30 degrees ok.
then how can you expect them to chase after a ball for 90 minutes in that sweltering heat?
sure die lah.
think about it when you place your bets, man.
4 years later i'm gonna bet haha.
i'm sadly underaged.
people offer to help me place bets but, nah.

ahem.
next saturday's there's gonna be a match.
not one of the FIFA World Cup matches but one of our own.
ok lah.
last year's Peirce soccer team and my classmate's team.
interested people pls contact me for more information.
haha.

aiyah.
tell you arh.
i regret, man.
REGRET.
for not saving up earlier and buy the tickets to Robbie Williams concert that's to be held on 18th Nov.
see lah, now you missed the ticket selling dates.
pls God, spare me one ticket.
amen.

WORLD CUP FEVER!

OLE OLE OLE OLE!
Ronaldo is getting fat and lazy.
I thought Brazil's going to win this year but looks like *AHEM*

Today is Wednesday

Shucks.
I have to do research on Mr. Bill Gates.

Today is Wednesday

Today the lecturer taught us about perception and that the grades you see in hawker centre stalls stand for,

A - Ae Sai
B - Bue Pai
C - Chin Chye
D - Diarrhoea (Lao Sai)

Hahahahaha!!

School

School is cool.
Ok lor I'm just starting to get used to it.
Ok lah just 3 hrs per day.
Then study like mad at home.
I saw a GAY in school.
GAY!

Today the lecturer was a boring indian man.
Tomorrow will be the funny Chinese man.

Blah!

Ok lor.
Tomorrow school starts lor.
I'm not really looking forward to it but a little bit of me is looking forward to it cos I'll have something to concentrate on.
But hor.
Tomorrow night I'll also have to work.
Then have to wake up early the next morning for school.
My life is hard, man.
Haha no lah.
I kind of dread the arrival of tomorrow morning.
Urrgh.
Blah!
Pui.

I'm back!

I'm back! I'm back!
Okay, I got nothing out of the trip to Malaysia except for a new pair of glasses and almost a heart attack.
Because of my cousin's fatass son.
That fatass.
I tell you arh, when you try to put a stop to his atrocious behaviour you can pop a few blood vessels in your head.
I almost did.
I screamed at him so much, my heart beat very fast after that.
Last night I almost landed my knuckles on his stupid head.
ok lor.
Not that fun lor.
Just a nice change of environment and a rare chance to live in a nice big house for a change.
But so many things happened.
*sigh*

Today is Monday. Blue blue Monday

i'll be going to Malaysia tomorrow.
last minute notice from the fickle mind of my mother.
it's good too.
i'm starting to miss my family there.
and i'm getting bored here.

Today is Thursday

Relatives came to my house just now.
All 12 of them.
And anyway I don't have a lot to say to them.
They stayed for a while, ate lunch, then went off.
My uncle was here for business so they just popped by.
Woo.
Looks like my plan for the band is finally on its way.
I found one member.
Haha.
I'm gonna work my ass off, study my ass off, and play my ass off.
While I'm still young.
*shrugs*

Uhh.

Somebody commented in thy blog.
Somebody from some nippledrive.com.
Hahaha a porno webmaster stepped onto thy blog.
But to think I actually have people stepping onto my blog.
That's good.
HEY.
I WANT TO START A BAND.
AGAIN.
ANY TAKERS?

Whoopeee

Aww, how mushy can I get.
My blog was dead.
Now I'm back to revive it.
During this long period of time i did a lot of things,
and i recently lost something.
Not gonna tell you what.
Anyways, school's gonna start soon.
So not looking foward to that considering I've been slacking my ass off for the past 6 months.
But to think about it, I am going to have to step into the adult society in just about 1 year plus.
But that's kinda fast, way too fast.
I'm still a kid.
Uhh.
Then I'll make myself a lot of money and do whatever the hell I want.
I used to think I have no life.
Now I have a lot more interesting lives.
Not gonna tell you what lives.
Hahaha.
But I'm happy about it.
=D

This is for you

These days while you are away,
my skies are grey.
You've showered me with so much love and care,
I'm helpless when you are not there.
I think about you all the time,
and of when you'll really be mine.

Your voice rings at the back of my head,
you're the best that I've ever had.
I want to be with you,
even when you have your Monday blues.
Those I love yous and kisses of goodnight
were always there to hold me tight.
Try as I might,
I can never forget you,
not tonight.

Darlin', without you in my life, I'd be so lonely.
If you leave me, I'll go crazy.
Your good morning sms-es never fail to brighten up my day.
I love you, my love, I'll never go away.

I'm sticking with you,
attached to your back with Uhu glue.
You light up the candles in my life,
With you around, these flames will never die.

[ Baby, I wrote this for you in 10 minutes.
This is the sappiest and mushiest thing I've ever written.
GOOD LORD.
But I've never been so serious about this,
I mean all of the words I've written,
all 158 of them.
Call me when you see this.
Did you get anything for me from Taiwan?
Haha (: ]

Update

let's see, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday I have work.
so I'm left with Thursday to get Xiao Hong's baby a gift.
his wife gave birth on the 17th.
haha the baby damn cute lah, like his dad.
they have the same eyes.
wahaha.
okay so today and tomorrow I'm going to work out what I'm going to do with myself in my very spare time.
uhh.
what?

One Thing

I want to say something.
the Tammy sibei stupid.

Uhh.

long time no log onto IRC.
seems like now the Tammy home-made sex video in the handphone is the hot topic.
IRC is still fun lah.
you don't know anybody.
talk rubbish loh.
laugh at people when they say something stupid.
catch up with what they're saying.
i'm just bored lah.

A Great Loss

Mr. S Rajaratnam passed away, today he would be 91.
that's quite an accomplishment already, being able to live until this ripe old age.
before his passing i think not many young people know about him right.
then now he's gone everybody knows about him.
he wrote the Singapore pledge right.
in the afternoon i watched them bring his body from the Parliament House to the Esplanade, then listen to the big shots give their eulogies.
i almost fell asleep.
nevertheless, it was a solemn event.
i dunno lah, hearing about what a great man he was, it made me sad.

speaking of death,
i wanna talk about the Ah How case.
he has a pending death sentence right.
give him a chance lah.
i mean, we all make mistakes.
he still has a wife and a kid, and people who love him.
surely we shouldn't take his life.
give him 20 years imprisonment or some strokes of the cane, at least he'll still be around to see his family.
you know about his dad asking people to sign the petition to ask Mr. President to spare his life?
go to the temple place opposite Bugis and sign it.
i did it.

Some err Pictures

A colleague used my phone to take pictures of this kid at the restaurant.
Haha look at his eyes.
Dunno where i got this picture. Nice.


The rock gods of today.

We'll never be forgotten. Hiack hiack hiack.